What better way to spend a holiday morning than watching some ever-entertaining episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I had forgotten this hilarious scene from "Beneath You" (the second episode of Season 7, written by Doug Petrie).
Nancy, a minor one-episode BtVS character, tries to comprehend 7 seasons of romantic intrigue on Buffy. (via BtVS Episode Guides and Transcripts)
NANCY: Xander, who is this woman?
XANDER: Anya? She’s… Anya. My ex.
ANYA: Hey, nobody’s bragging here!
[She gets up and starts to leave but Spike grabs her.]
ANYA: Hey! Hands off the merchandise, Spike. You don’t get to go there
SPIKE: Please… I’ve already forgotten about our little time together.
NANCY: I thought you were Xander’s ex-girlfriend?
ANYA: I am.
NANCY: But you and Spike?
ANYA: Had a thing.
SPIKE: Didn’t last.
NANCY: But weren’t you Buffy’s…
BUFFY: Never serious.
NANCY: Is there anyone here who hasn’t slept together?
[Xander and Spike exchange a look.]